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Happy HourWound up.

Clocked him.

Did time.

Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo

Dear Writer's BlockWriter’s Block,

We’ve known each other for quite some time now. Ever since I began to take writing seriously and began conjuring up stories and posting them, you’ve been by my side. I don’t think you’ve left for a second. Whenever I’m at my computer, ready to start typing, you’re there.

But that’s the thing…I wanted to write this to you because; you see…well…I think it’s time you start seeing other writers.

I know you like my stories, but that’s just it! Whenever you’re around, I can’t concentrate. I’m left staring at a blank screen or an un

Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Genial-dijo Mordecai
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
-¡Wow!

Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.

-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby

Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo ye regreso minutos atrás antes que Mordecai

60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”

UnsubtleDettsu picked up the display board, a holographic screen extending from it and super-imposing itself through special glasses everyone else was wearing. “Okay guys, it’s a pretty simple mission, We just do a quick recon, check things out in boundary of the Hot Dog Kingdom and the Junk Alliance, but absolutely no matter what, don’t touch anything!”

“But touching is fun,” Stinky whined.

Someone shushed her down. She gave a pout so epic that some things exploded from her mere proximity. Hama raised a hand. “So who are we sending out?”

“It will have to be someone skilled-” And at this

60 For 60: The Red-Headed LeagueIt occurred just as we left St James’s Hall, after a concert that Holmes had recommended to us.

I slipped heavily and for a moment believed my ankle to be broken.

“Is there no-one who has knowledge of Accidents, Ankles and Abrasions?” cried Mary, distraught.

“Allow me,” said a voice I found vaguely familiar.

Mr Jabez Wilson stepped proudly forward.

New ReligionAll hail Celtic! Death to Rangers!

A Terrible Japanese Joke (feel free to groan):A Terrible Japanese Joke:

A large Japanese reprographics company has brought out a new copier model which can now not only produce beautiful photocopies, but also make breakfast for the office staff. The new machine is called:

コピーとトースト

A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f

hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box)

lease don't open!
germany:SHOW YOURSELF!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjas

k!
---more coming soon---

60 For 60: A Case of IdentityHosmer Angel had been missing for a month when his brother approached Miss Sutherland.

“He is married to another,” he declared. “Pray look for a man more worthy of yourself!”

I arrived at Baker Street to find “Cordwainer Angel” removing his disguise.

“She would never have believed the truth,” laughed Holmes. “But the delusion allowed me to aid the lady.”

Butter and ButterfliesThe 5-year-old child just woke up. His parents were sleeping and he was bored. He just had an idea to what to do today. He opened the fridge and got butter. He went to the yard and threw the butter with all his strenght.The butter flied until crashing into a wall. Then the child said: “What a weird thing, it didn’t became a butterfly”.

Canis Lupus Familiaris on Homo SapiensHomo Sapien and I may never see eye to eye, in part because eye level for me is his knee high. He walks on two awkward legs, and covers them in fur which is not his own. His paws are long and wide, but so useless he feels the need to conceal them. I have tried to teach him the value of walking on four legs, but he does not understand. Always, he yells, "Off, dog!" and shoves me, and, tail low and eyes bulging, I leave him be. Homo Sapien and I do not agree; he believes two legs is best. I have tried to walk on two legs, but it was so unbalanced, so awkward, so comparatively slow and inefficient, that I needed to lean on him for support. Alas,

An Altercation Of Different GenerationsFriday Night Smackdown
17/5/13

Renee Young smiled brightly as the WWE Universe who were attending the Smackdown event were going to get a segment that four young talents had been pushing for as Renee said

"Please welcome my guest at this time. Damien Sandow" the Smackdown fans booed as 'The Intellectual Saviour' stepped into frame with his traditional patronising smug grin, dressed in his signature robe, the bearded man began to speak

"Thank you Renee, you can depart now" says Sandow shooing the blonde interviewer away as he started to speak

"Now I would like too-" Sandow was cut off by someone playing a guitar off screen, causing Sandow

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"Honey for the last time, mommy isn't coming back. She, She's in heaven now, looking down at us as we speak." said a man holding back the threat of tears. He explained this as he was putting his late wife's dresses in the oak antique trunk at the end of his bed. "I will never marry again." He uttered under his breath as he closed the lid.

"But wont mommy miss her dress?" a little girl, no older than six, asked.

"Didn't you listen?" "Mommy is dead!" "She doesn't care about her old worn out dresses. So stop being such a pest" said the twins, about eleven years of age, as they pushed the little six year old Kitsune out of the way.

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by ~kellyyllek2, Aug 24, 2012, 8:43:12 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Flash Fiction & Vignettes

Number your favorite Naruto characters in no particular order, 1 through 10.

1) Naruto

2) Itachi

3) Neji

4) Sasuke

5) Shikamaru

6) Rock Lee

7) Deidara

8) Kiba

9) Kakashi

10) Konan

1.) It's time for school and you're just about ready to go. Just then, someone knocks on your door so that you two can walk to the bus stop together. It's #5! How do you greet each other this fine morning?

shika: going to school is so troublesome, dontcha think? Me: agreed

2.) Once you get to the bus stop you are tackled from behind in a tight glomp by #8. Is this a glomp that you shall return or no?

F#@$ YEA

3.) Finally, the freaking bus is here. Once you step on though, #2 drags you into the seat next to them so that #9 doesn't sit next to them. Do you have any idea

Aren't they like out to kill each other?  lol

4.) The bus ride to school was… "interesting" but you're glad to finally be at school. How look, #3 is by you're locker waiting for you! You have to get your books for class, so is this good or bad?

good and bad…. Super nervous….. thinking  what does he want?

5.) With your books in hand, you make your way over to your usual meeting place to see your friends before class. #1, #4 and #10 are already waiting for you. Is this an interesting table?

Naruto, Sasuke, Konan…………………………….. VERY

6.) Bell rang, friend-time is over! It's time for first period, which you have with #3. Hooray?

NEJI?!?!?!?!?!  *faints*

7.) #6 and you have been paired up for some kind of science project. You have to take both of your features and put them together to create a pretend-baby. What does this beautiful creature look like?

Great…. But my eyes, my hair color, and super cute, and lee would say YOUTHFULL

8.) LUNCH TIME!…. Um…#1 just gave you some home made sweets that they made in culinary. They're blushing an awful lot. Eat gladly, force a smile and take them, or awkwardly shuffle away from this scene?

EAT GLADLY…. Hello food!?!?!?!?!

9.) It's about time for a potty break isn't it? It's not good for you to hold it in all day, you know. So you're walking to the bathroom when you see #4 and #7 viciously making out. Whoa…

WOAH…. I KNEW SASUKE WAS GAY…. After all his name does hav UKE in it (sasUKE)

10.) So yeah, like, school is almost over but before you can get to seventh period, you see #10 crying. You go and ask what happened to them and they say that they failed their last period test. How are you going to make them feel better?

NEW ORIGAMI PAPER

11.) School's over! Oh hey, #2 is selling cupcakes for some random club fundraiser. You have a few bucks in your pocket, want to go buy some?

after I ask him what's in them

12.) After that, you got on your bus, you rode the bus home, and got off… Is #7 following you?

yeah…. He's a creeper like that

13.) After you get home, #9 calls so that you two can do homework together. Accept request?

Sure…………… I think……………. As long as there's no funny business

14.) After doing some group homework, #5 calls you to share some super juicy gossip about #1 and #10. What is it?

Shika…. A gossip?....who knew…. Ummm idk *SKIP*

15.) It's late now, and #8 wont stop messaging you. Wwwhhhyyy?

CAUSE HES HYPED UP ON SUGAR AND SO AM I

16.) Bed time has come and you are all snuggly under your covers. You hear taps at your window, you pull up the shades and see #6 outside your window with a boom box over their head with the music blasting some romantically cheesy song. Aww, their confessing their love for you! How do you react?

O_____________O ………………… you're not serious are you?

17.) After the confession of love you step away from the window too go back to bed. You suddenly hear rustling coming from your closet… You slowly creep over to open it and you see… #4 trying on one of your shirts… Um, what even is this?

*smirks* I knew you were gay but this is a WHOLE NEW LEVEL even for you

18.) After dealing with the person in your closet, you finally go to bed. You are exhausted and cant wait to go to bed. Then your phone rings. WILL YOU EVER GET TOO SLEEP? You begrudgingly answer it and it turns out to be #2 @#!*% about something. Ugh, it's so late… How do you react?

look I know sasuke hates you and you killed your clan and Kisame is an ass ….. JUST SHUT THE F@#$% UP *slams phone*